(Source: miaman, via bieberssexslave)
I like that Ian Wright, who usually tours New Guinea, covers the “Deep South” like it a crazy anarchist state.
Globe Trekker- Deep South USA featuring Ian Wright (by pilotguides)
“This beer is good. But it will never be as good as Michael Jordan.”
(Source: ladynerd)
"Billion Dollar Movie features one of the most graphic, viscerally unnerving sex scenes in recent memory; it’s a testament to the film’s chutzpah and eagerness to push boundaries that something infinitely more disgusting (involving children, no less) is happening at the same time. Freed from the restrictions of cable television, Tim & Eric are able to let their warped imaginations run wild, and they’ve never been the type to rein themselves in."
— AV Club | Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie (via synecdoche)
“We do have dinner and wine parties every Saturday night from 7-10pm which you are welcome to attend.” (via Futon in the city — Wine & Dinner in Chicago)
Ahhh! Creep! Bwahahaha.
The hawk lands upon my outstretched arm. I unroll the message affixed to its leg: did you get the email i sent y/n. I angrily throw the note to the ground and the hawk takes wing with an irritated squawk.
I glower at the slumbering city, fists clenched. Suddenly, the sky explodes in a riot of…
